|
|||||||
|
|
|
|||||
|
|
|||||||
As The Corr and Sanford sisters launch into a rendition of “I Put A Spell On You” (and Sharon dances provocatively, causing Caroline to comment that she either had a sugar overdose or has been planning on taking over Andrea’s role), Billy and Jim are wandering through the crowd.
Jim: So, how long have you been a zombie?
Billy: A few hundred years.
Jim: I see. Like it much?
Billy: Well, I can’t eat, or pick up girls and I’m pretty frustrated,
if you know what I mean, but hey, that’s life.
Jim: Don’t you hate Winifred?
Billy (shrugs): It’s in the script.
Jim: Right.
Something finally sinks in.
Jim: So…uh…how long since you’ve picked up any girls?
The Corr and Sanford sisters are now flying over the town, with SJP doing her little song. Caroline is starting to get slightly creeped out by Andrea, who has decided to join in.
Andrea (leaning provocatively on her broomstick): Come little children,
I’ll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come little children,
the times come to play. Here in my garden of magic.
Caroline (a tad worried): Uh, Andrea, we don’t need the children, remember?
Andrea: Just play along, Caroline.
Caroline (now starting a pregnancy hormone rant): Play along? PLAY
ALONG? Let’s remember something here, Andrea Jane Corr! We’re stuck in
this movie and yeah, it’s fun riding broomsticks and looking nice in these
dresses but let’s get one thing straight. I am NOT enticing children into
a little run down cottage to have the lives sucked out of them!
Andrea: If you weren’t pregnant I’d ask if you had…
Caroline (finger pointed): Don’t say it. I’m warning you.
Caroline is standing next to Andrea and Sharon, as they watch the children
march into the cottage.
Caroline: I have a suggestion.
Sharon: What?
Caroline: Let’s defect!
Sharon: Huh?
Andrea: Defect. A noun. In lay terms, going to the other side.
Caroline: Thankyou Miss Dictionary.
Sharon: Andrea, hush. Caroline, what are you talking about?
Caroline: Well, we could suddenly be on the side of the goodies, instead
of being on the side of the baddies. Sharon, you could be the Winifred
of the goodies.
Sharon (looks smug): Yeah, I could, couldn’t I?
Andrea: I’m never going to get my lead singer job back, am I?
Caroline: But I can’t kick any butt in this dress.
Caroline turns away and Sharon and Andrea look shocked as she starts
to undo the dress, until it reveals a black leather outfit.
Caroline (smirks): I stole it from the Terminator set.
Sharon peeks underneath her dress.
Sharon: That’d be bloody right. Now I have to fight evil in a satin
nightie.
Caroline (grins): Every cloud…
Andrea is peeking under her dress and frowns.
Andrea: I’ve got my Elmo pyjamas on! That’s not going to scare anyone!
Caroline: I don’t know, Andy. Elmo can be pretty creepy at times.
Andrea glares at her and then looks thoughtful.
Andrea: Hey, Caro, if we all turned up here in what we were wearing
at the time we got thrown into this movie…how come you were wearing the
leather suit at nighttime?
Caroline blushes.
Sharon: EEWWWWWW!!!! That means under Jim’s zombie thing is…is…
The girls all look horrified and start to gag and make faces.
Andrea: No…noo...nothing!
Caroline: Right, let’s fight evil and we’ll deal with Jim’s lack of
uh…dress…later.
Somewhat reluctantly, Sharon and Andrea hop out of their dresses. Caroline
nudges Sharon.
Caroline: Go on, say something. You’re the leader.
Sharon: What? No! Not in a satin nightie!
Caroline sighs and walks over to Winifred, who’s back is turned to
them. She karate kicks her in the back with a huge “Ya!”
Sharon: Oh boy. Should she be doing that in her condition?
Andrea: I think that the witches are going to get mad now.
After some rigorous fighting, where Andrea dumps SJP into the cauldron,
Caroline finds her inner calm and then locks Kathy into one of the cages
and Sharon finally manages (with a little help) to tie Winifred up, they
decide to go find Jim.
Children: Wait! Wait! We want to throw you a party!
Sharon smiles at them.
Sharon: We really should go find our brother.
The girls troop down the street and find Jim and Billy chatting up
a couple of creeped out looking girls.
Andrea: On second thoughts, let’s go back to the party.
Sharon: I put a spell on you…and now you’re mine….
Gavin (half asleep): Sharon? Honey? Is everything okay?
Sharon gasps and hides under the bedclothes.
Sharon: Just…a little Hocus Pocus.