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Sharon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’M ANIMATED!!!!!!!!!!
Sharon is not only animated, but is a lovely shade of green. Caroline is animated in purple, Jim in blue and Andrea in pink.
Caroline: Cool! We’re dressed as monsters!
Andrea (bouncing up and down): Monsters Inc! Monsters Inc! Monsters Inc!
Jim flaps his tail and frowns.
Jim: Something’s attached to me.
Boo: Gwaghigah.
Jim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Caroline: Hey look! It’s Andrea!
Sharon (frowns): She wasn’t that adorable.
Andrea: Hey!
Boo starts singing the song (a la the one in the bathroom)
Caroline: I want one.
Sharon: You wanted to be in the movies too and now I’m ANIMATED and GREEN!!!!!!!
Jim: Oh pipe down, Sharon. Could be worse. You could be in Terminator 2.
Sharon (scared): Don’t even say that.
Caroline picks Boo up and Boo hugs her.
Boo: Mike Wazowski!
Mike: What? What?
Mike stares at The Corrs. Then at Boo. Then at The Corrs again.
Mike: Okay…obviously I missed an important piece of information. Who the heck are you?
Boo: Mike Wazowski!
Mike: Yeah, that’s me. I meant them.
Boo beats her fists on Caroline.
Boo: Dummer!
Andrea (Nods): Yeah, I’d agree with that.
Caroline: Hey!
She turns to Boo, who has climbed up onto her shoulder.
Caroline: Can you say…Caroline Corr?
Boo: Cawowine Cworr.
Caroline: Close enough.
Andrea: How about Andrea Corr?
Boo: Boo!
Andrea: No, that’s your name. What’s my name?
Boo: Boo!
Sharon rolls her eyes.
Sharon: Guys, we are in an animated movie. We need to get out of here.
Caroline is bouncing up and down on her tail next to a monster that uses its eyes as projectiles in a small tube. Boo is on Caroline’s shoulders, giggling.
Caroline: I’m actually having fun.
Andrea: Yeah. This is way better than Terminator.
Jim (frowns): I don’t know. I haven’t had a motorcycle yet.
Mike: Well, as long as you’re all here, you might as well chip in.
Sharon, Caroline, Andrea and Jim: Huh?!
Mike: Yeah, follow me and I’ll take you to the laughing floor.
With curiosity, Andrea, Jim and Caroline follow Mike. Sharon follows with trepidation. She senses someone watching her and turns around to see Mike staring at her (she’s been keeping an eye on her back, making sure nothing attacks her).
Sharon: Are you quite alright?
Mike flashes a winning smile.
Mike: My eye is quite captivated by you, darling.
Sharon squeaks and hides behind Jim.

Sully: Who do we have here?
Mike: This is Caroline, Sharon, Andrea and Jim. We found them downstairs.
Mike frowns at Caroline.
Mike: Boo seems quite attached to Caroline.
Sully (trying to tug the child off): I’ll say.
Mike: They’re going to do some work for us. I thought they could visit a kid’s bedroom and see what happens. Any laughs at all.
Mike turns and makes kissy faces at Sharon, who is still hidden behind Jim.
Andrea: Uh, Mike, aren’t you in a relationship with Celia?
Mike: How do you know about Googly Bear!
Caroline (rolls her eyes): We’ve seen the movie.
Mike: Oh.
Sully orders a door and it comes down and gets locked into the station. He finally manages to disentangle Boo.
Mike: Go ahead. We’ll keep an eye on you.
Mike doubles up laughing.
Mike: Get it! Keep an eye! Cause I’ve only got one…
He stops when he sees Sharon looking at him pathetically.
Mike: Go ahead, my sweet. I’m sure you and your friends will do very well.
Sharon: I don’t think we should go in there. Anything could happen!
Sharon points to a monster who has no hair.
Sharon: I mean look at him.
Monster: Hey! If anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have already grown back!
Andrea: Gee, that’s comforting.
Jim: Come on, I want some adventure. Let’s go.
The four Corrs troop into the child’s room. A little girl is sleeping and wakes up when she senses people in her room.
Sharon: Don’t scream. For God’s sakes, please don’t scream.
Caroline: Sure, Sharon. That line will really get some laughs.
Andrea fiddles around her pocket and pulls out a tin whistle. She starts playing Haste to the Wedding off key. The child blinks at her.
Jim (rolls his eyes): That was the best you could do?
Andrea (cranky): Well you try something bozo!
Jim: Don’t call me bozo! I rode a motorbike in The Terminator!
Andrea: Which fell down and squashed you like a pea!
Sharon: Children, please.
Andrea: And what did you do? All you did was wear a nightie and squeal!
Caroline sat on the bed next to the bemused child.
Caroline: It gets entertaining after a while. Jim will start swearing in Gaelic and Andrea will give it right back to him. Sharon will whine that they always pick on her. Look, here we go! Jim just called her a moron in Gaelic and Andrea told him to shove it. Sharon says that if Mammy or Daddy were here that they’d both be grounded.
Andrea says something to Jim.
Caroline: Ouch, I can’t believe she brought that up.
Jim replies in kind.
Caroline: Wow. That was harsh.
Sharon tells them both off in a long stream of Gaelic.
Caroline: Wow. I didn’t know she remembered that much from those classes.
As Caroline gave a play by play to the tune of Gaelic swearing, the child began to giggle. When Andrea jumped on Jim’s back and started bopping him on the head with the tin-whistle, the child laughed out loud.

When they were finally out, Caroline patted her brother and sisters on the backs.
Caroline: Good job guys.
Mike sidles up next to Sharon.
Mike: You were brilliant, my lovely Sharonny.
Roz: Who is that young man there?
Sully swallows a gulp.
Sully: Uh, Jim…Roz has been single for quite some time and…
Jim turns around and sees the look on Roz’s face
Jim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He runs off down the corridor, Roz pleading with him to stay. Meanwhile, Sharon is trying to let Mike down gently.
Sharon: Mike, we can’t be together. For starters, I’m married.
Mike: And I’m dating someone.
He begins kissing up her arm.
Sharon: And we’re completely different species…
Celia: MIKE WAZOWSKI!
Mike: Celia!
Celia stalks up and her snakes snap at Sharon.
Celia: And who are you?
Sully glances at Caroline and Andrea, who are watching the scene unfold in bemusement.
Sully: Care for some refreshments?
Andrea: Sure.
As Jim runs around Monsters Inc, trying to evade Roz, Sharon is stuck in the middle of a love triangle with Mike and Celia. Caroline and Andrea wander down the corridor with Sully and Boo, naturally attaching herself to Caroline again. Just before they disappear out of sight, Boo points to Andrea.
Boo: Big Boo!