Guinness is Good For You (and the Irish people are even better)

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Andy = Andrea Corr
Caro = Caroline Corr
Jim = Jim Corr
Shaz = Sharon Corr
Ro = Ronan Keating
Frankie Boy *lol* = Frank Woods
Gav = Robert Gavin Bonnar
Yvonne = Ronan's wife
Gavin Rossdale = Singer of Bush
Daisy = Caro's cat *and no, we don't think she has a cat in reality*
Jack = Ronan and Yvonne's baby
Robbie Williams = Erm...well you know him *lol*
Bono = You gotta know him *does U2 ring any bells?*
Ali = Bono's wife

On one sunny autumn's evening *blimey*...
Ellie and Nea were walking down the streets of Dublin city centre, singing "Irresistable." They were walking through the clouds after a GREAT dinner at a fancy Dubliner restaurant with no other than Jimbo Corr and Ro Keating. *lol* Jim had finally gotten rid of his goatee and terrible sunglasses so he looked like his age and not like a 90 year old chipmunk. Jim was all gorgeous that night...Ro was wearing his tight leather trousers, a white top and his leather jacket mmm just the way Ellie liked him.
So the girls were singing "You're irresistable, natural, physical" when a drunken man shouted out "yeah lassies, I'm ir...irreshishtable am I neh...?" He certainly wasn't irresistable: he'd be lucky to have three teeth and the clothes then...OH MY GOD!!! Then he started following Ellie and Nea asking "will ye...girls...marry me?" For God's sake, ewwwwwwwwwww!
"No, sorry mister, now get lost," the girls said.
"Hey...pretty pleaase, can I kisshh you?"
"Okay, what PART of NO didn't you understand? Hello there?" What a pain he was...well he finally passed out and as it was only 10pm, Ellie and Nea went off to a night club...and met up with their friend Caro *blimey*. Everyone in the city knew that Caro was the queen of Guinness drinking
(written by Nea)

She carried on for about an hour getting totally *out of it* Then the club owner came over and said "Think you've had enough young lady". But she wasn't having any of it. She carried on drinking with most of the club going "Go Caro, Go Caro!"
Ro and Jim came to join the crowd and joined in the with cheering. They also got a pint of Guinness each from the bar *lol* trust them! Caro drank more pints, her head started to fall onto the table then she collapsed on the floor! Everyone was cheering and clapping, it was so mad! Nea and Ellie were amazed, they'd never seen anything like it before! Soon it was time to leave the club so Jim got one of Caro's arms and Ro got the other one and Ellie and Nea got a leg each *lol* They carried her to the grass outside the club and put her down there while Ro got his mobile out and called for a taxi! Nea was trying to get Caro to come round slapping her face going "Caro, wake up mate" She was just making moaning noises and had a huge grin on her face. Ellie just stood lauhing her ass off. Jim stood tutting and laughing at his mad little sister.
(written by Ellie)

"Emmm, well mates, for some odd reason there's no taxis available for 90 minutes so...what the hell are we going to do?" Ro was getting angry now. This wasn't exactly what he'd been waiting for. He was out with Ellie anyway and one drunken Caro was about to spoil the evening.
"We can't stay here any longer. She's starting to turn green..." Nea said.
"Yeah, and I ain't gonna carry her any longer, my arms are aching," laughed Jim. "Dear sis, have you thought about joining the weight watchers?"
Jim was joking and Caro was going "Wait till I sort you out..."
Ellie, who was still laughing her ass off, then came up with a good idea. "Hey, how about Andy? She has a new groovy car. I wouldn't mind the smell of fresh leather on her Mercedes...." GOOD MATE ELLIE.
Ro had Andy's number on his mobile *awwww strange* and everyone heard him saying "Yeah, hi it's Ronan here...Yeah sorry. Sorry if I was interrupting your video watching, but you have seen The Piano like 1000 times by now and we need you NOW! Your sister's one drunken Irish girl. Come over and pick her up now...yeah...Okay, I owe you one."
Jim was telling Caro how much he'd love to have a pizza now and it made her feel ill..."Okay, don't get sick in my shoe, sis" Jim shouted out.
They were one funny looking bunch of people.
Andy then came over and didn't look happy. "CAROLINE!! I'm not a happy bunny now. Don't you think I wouldn't have anything else to do than save your ass AGAIN?" she was shouting.
"Well, Andrea, you DON'T have anything else to do so why won't you help us carrying 'this thing' on the backseat of your car before people are starting to get interested of what's going on here." Jim said. He was fed up now, Caro had puked all of his white jacket. Andy gave him the evils. Ellie, Nea, Ro, Jim and Caro all happily fitted in Andy's brand new Mercedes and got going...
(written by Nea)

They soon got to Andrea's new *swank* house! Ellie, Nea and Ro had never been there before and they complimented how nice it was and what a great job Andy had done in decorating it. *lol* Jim said "Woah, it's dark in here, you still haven't changed the hall light bulb, Andy? Have I got to get the stepladder out and do it again? You really should learn how to do it yourself."
Andy was in a bad enough mood already, she didn't need her big bro lecturing her again so she said "Yeah, Jim, I'll learn but not at this moment in time, okay?"
Caro could now walk herself but she was still kind of green so Nea and Ellie helped her to the bathroom and left her in there for awhile! Jim asked Andrea to wash his jacket. She wasn't happy but she did it! Nea stood laughing at them arguing...Meanwhile, Ellie and Ro had disappeared. They were in the garden talking.
Ro was saying to Ellie "Finally, I get you alone."
Ellie was thinking "mmmm wonder what he's got in mind?" Ellie said. "Sorry about Caro baby, she gets a bit out of control sometimes."
Then they started kissing.
Nea came shouting "Ronan, Ellie,you out here?"
They didn't answer of course so she turned the outsidelight on and there they were kissing like mad with lots of MMMM going on *rofl*
"Oh there you are," she said, "you coming back in?"
Ellie waved her hand while still kissing Ro as if to say "yeah, in a minute."
(written by Ellie)

"What a cute couple they are," Nea thought, when she went back in. "Hmmm. I wonder when we can leave here...Jim has a surprise for me." Nea was getting curious now. She still could hardly see anything because of Andy and Andy's problems with the lightbulbs. Nea was heading to the bathroom to check if Caro was still in her senses.
"DAMN," Nea hissed. "ANDY, have you thought about the light bulbs really? I nearly broke my toe here!!!" A
Andy couldn't hear anything, she was washing Jim's jacket down in the basement.
Suddenly, Nea heard some weird noise coming from the closet. It wasn't a mouse or a rat. The noise was louder than they could make.
"Okay, this is strange enough for one night. I just wanna go home and curl up with Jim. *awww* Nea was thinking as she opened the closet door..."OH MY GOD", Nea nearly fell over her feet.
Well the thing in the closet wasn't a rat, it wasn't a mouse, it wasn't even a duck. It was ROBBIE WILLIAMS with only his boxers on.
"OH MY GOD!" Mr Williams shouted.
Ummm, the night had suddenly turned out to be very interesting. "Erm...I need to go," Nea said, and left Robbie in the closet. "ELLIEEEE!!!!! Get your ass here. NOW. Not tomorrow, NOW!" Nea was laughing.
"Well, our lil Andy has a secret life she has," Nea was laughing her ass off when Ellie showed up from the garden. "What is it? Better be something important, we were just getting up to something serious," Ellie was moaning.
"You'll never guess who I just ran into...well, not literally, but you know, hahaha."
Ellie was getting interested now. "Tell me, tell me," Ellie's eyes were sparkling, she loved gossip.
"Oh, well Andy sure wasn't watching a movie when Ro phone her. She was watching A way better view...Robbie Williams is up there hiding in Andy's closet..." Nea was trying to keep her voice down.
"OI WHAT, you're joking mate," Ellie couldn't believe her ears.
"Yeah and he's wearing a good looking pair of boxers...Mmmm"....
(written by Nea)

Ellie said "Mmmm, were they the tiget pair he wears in his new video?"
"Yeah," said Nea, still in shock but amused too. "Well, Andy sure did keep that one a secret, haha," they both laughed together!
Nea said, "should we tell the others we've seen him or not? Andy might get embarrassed though! No, let's keep quiet and tell them later? Deal?"
"Okay mate," said Ellie.
They were just about to go back downstairs when Caro came out of the bathroom and opened the door where Robbie was, thinking it was the spare room where she usually slept! She got the shock of her life when she saw Robbie in there nearly naked *rofl*
She said "What the hell you doing here, Rob? And in the closet too. What you and Andy been up to?"
For once in his life, Robbie was speechless, he went "erm, erm, nothing."
"Oh, yeah? Doesn't look like nothing to me, it's not every day Andrea has a bloke in her closet, let alone you mate!!"
Nea and Ellie stood on the stairs watching and trying not to laugh.
Caro was going "thought you and Andy had finished a long time ago?"
Robbie replied "Yeah, but she called me telling me she was missing me and I just *happened* to be in the neighbourhood so we thought we'd hook up!"
"Oh, in more ways than one," Caro said angrily. *lol*
Robbie got dressed quickly and came downstairs with Ellie, Nea and Caro! Jim and Ro saw him and Jim said, “What the hell’s he doing here?”
Robbie said “erm, just visiting me old mate Andrea.”
“Yeah right,” said Caro, “I’ve just caught him in the upstairs closet in his pants. Hmmm, seems like our lil sis isn’t as innocent as she looks!”
Andrea came back up from the basement and got the shock of her life when she saw Robbie in the living room, knowing they’d been *sprung*
(written by Ellie)

Andrea’s face went red and she was trying to breathe deeply.
“Oh hello,” Andrea was looking ridiculous with that grin on her face. “Emm, anyone fancy a cup of tea?”
Everyone was staring at Andy.
“Okay, good…Caro needs green tea, she looks terrible.” Andrea was embarrassed.
“Andy, I thought you two weren’t together,” Caro was angry.
“Oh well…we aren’t. He’s just visiting here.”
“Yeah right…bite me,” Caro said.
Ellie was hiding behind Ro and was trying hard not to laugh. Nea was whispering something into Jim’s ear. Robbie seemed to be THIS small.
They heard a knock on the door.
“We won’t buy anything so get lost!” Jim shouted out to the door.
There was another knock.
“Oh bloody hell…” Jim ran at the door and hissed “Don’t you understand when I tell…Oh hello sis.”
It was Sharon at the door. “I left my Calvin Klein…ermmm?!?!?!” Sharon didn’t finish the sentence, she couldn’t move her lips. “Ermmm…erm…What…?” She hadn’t expected to see Robbie Williams there in Andrea’s flat.
“This is just perfect. Just invite the whole family here,” Andrea was getting back to normal.
Sharon was totally in blue *blimey* She could only stare at Robbie then Andrea and then Robbie again. And when she got back to Robbie she laughed out loudly.
“Erm…Rob…you’re wearing a lovely pair of tiger boxers…”
Robbie didn’t understand what she was up to til he looked down and saw his fly was wide open.
Nea and Ellie couldn’t help themselves anymore and burst out laughing. *lol* Andrea smiled briefly. Jim was looking out the window praying for a normal kind of evening. Ro was looking at his watch, he couldn’t wait til he’d get out of the house and snog with Ellie without any interruptions. Robbie was looking even smaller and wished he could be anywhere else than at Andy’s. Everyone could hear Caroline hissing “Entertain her…what a joke”. She felt like she’d need a pint of Guinness
Ellie, Nea and Sharon had disappeared into the kitchen. Sharon was laughing. “What’s going on here girls?”
They told her the whole story and she could only shake her pretty head. And laugh. Sharon put the kettle on and headed back to the living room.
“So, Andrea, how was the closet?” she asked, half jokingly.
“That’s it,” Andrea was getting annoyed. “Everybody out.”
Ro was literally running out and Ellie was right after him.
“I’m not going just yet, I came here to find my Calvin Klein dress,” Sharon was still smiling.
“Oh well, buy a new one,” Andrea was dead serious. “Jim…here’s your jacket. You owe me BIG time. You can start by getting lost with your girlfriend or whatever she is.” Robbie was still standing there.
“You included,” Andrea said to him. “Out.”
When Robbie was passing Andrea, she whispered, “You just couldn’t find a better place to hide, could you?”
“Ahh, God. What a night,” Andrea said, when everybody was out. She headed back to the living room and saw Caro sleeping on the sofa. “Aww, poor sis,” Andrea said with a smile on her face.
(Written by Nea)

Ellie was running after a very angry Ro. He was walking so fast she couldn’t keep up. “Woooahh, baby slow down,” she shouted.
He looked at her with his deep blue eyes. *Aww*
She stroked his hair looking into his eyes saying, “Sorry Ro, I didn’t want any of that to happen. We’ll have a better night tomorrow, just you and me okay?”
Ro smiled at her and said “Good babe, can’t wait.”
They kissed each other and walked to the nearest taxi place and went to the hotel that Ro had been wanting to whisk Ellie off to all evening! They went to the bar and got a bit drunk, then they went up to Ro’s room and spent the night together. Ro got on the bed and Ellie jumped on him *rofl* They had a very good night!
Meanwhile…Jim asked Andy if he could borrow her Mercedes. Andrea wasn’t happy but she said “Yes, okay, anything for a peaceful life!”
So him and Nea got in and drove to the hotel. It just happened to be the same one where Ellie and Ro were and on the same floor as them too! They also went to the bar and had a few drinks. Nea got more drunk and started touching Jim’s leg. He liked it and leaned over to snog her. Jim put some sexy music on and laid Nea down on the bed. They also had a very good night.
Ro and Ellie were in the room next to them but they didn’t know this! They heard banging on the wall so Jim banged like mad shouting, “Hey, keep it down in there!”
There was no answer from Ellie and Ro of course. *LOL*
(Written by Ellie)

On a rainy next morning…
“Ouch,” Caro was moaning. “My poor head, aww.” She was trying to get up but she couldn’t. Andy was sleeping at the end of the sofa, the TV was on and Caro had no clue what she was doing at Andy’s.
“Andy?” No answer was heard. “HEY ANDY!” Caro pinched her cheek.
“Uhm…ermm…what?” Andrea was half asleep. She hadn’t had much of a sleep during the night. Sharon had come back saying she desperately needed the dress.
“I need it. Gav’s coming home from London by dawn and I want to surprise him. And no bleedin’ shop is open at this time of night so pretty please?”
“Andy, did something happen last night?” Caro asked.
“Well, you did puke all over Jim’s jacket so...” Andrea wanted to go back to sleep.
“OH my Goodness…erm. No it wasn’t that…Andy?!”
“Yeah, what is it?”
“I saw Rob here with only his pants on, didn’t I?”
Andrea was awake now. “Erm…well…kinda…”
“WHAT was he doing here?” Caro was disappointed.
“He came to see me, I’m sorry if I have my private life.”
The morning didn’t start well at all.
“If a guy sends you a cactus he’s not worth it,” Caro reminded Andy.
“Oooooooohh! Well, well, look who’s talking. What did Frankie boy give you on your last birthday?” Andrea wasn’t a happy bunny.
“Well, that’s a whole new story, sis.”
“How is it? He gave you spoons and plates for the kitchen. That isn’t very romantic is it? At least Rob gave me some sort of flower.”
Caroline got up and stared at her little sister. “I’m going home. And since you’re the tidiest person I’ve met in my life you could clean the mirrors up in your bathroom. There’s something sticky on them.” With these words Caro left and headed to the taxi place around the corner.
“Stupid…” Andrea was about to cry.
Meanwhile, Ro and Ellie were bothering the room service by ordering strawberries and red wine for breakfast. *lol* Jimmy and Nea were walking outside in the rain and people were staring at them fooling around.
Sharon was home alone. Gavin hadn’t showed up like was the plan. He was stuck in London cos of the bad storm which had put back the flight to Dublin. Oh well, she had been on the phone to Gav all night and morning speaking God knows what…*lol* Shaz switched on the telly and stated to watch “TV Shop”. “Hey cool, I’d love to have that…Oh and that too”…Suddenly, the phone rang…
(Written by Nea)

It was Gav!
Shaz said “Oh, hi hon, how are you?”
“Fine thanks, and you?”
“Missed you last night, stupid storm ruining our plans!”
“Oh, it’s okay, don’t worry my night turned out to be interesting anyway,” Shaz told him.
“Why, what happened to you?”
“Well, I went round to our Andy’s and guess who I found there?”
“Go on then, who?”
“Robbie Williams!”
“No, you’re kidding me.”
“No, I’m not, hehe. She kept that one a bit quiet didn’t she? And he was wearing tiger pants. That’s what Caro said anyway!”
Gavin was highly amused! They talked for a bit longer. Gavin was on his way to her house to see her now. *aww*
Back at the hotel, Ro and Ellie were having a great time in bed eating! Ellie was feeding strawberries to Ro and then kissing him! They got the juice all over each other so they had to lick it off before they got in a mess *lol*. They finished breakfast and there was a knock at the door.
Ellie said, “Oh God, who’s that?”
Ro put on his pants and answered the door! It was a chambermaid asking them if they wanted some clean towels! Her eyes almost popped out when she saw a half naked Ronan standing there! She said “okay, I’ll just leave those there” and ran off screaming. Ro was amused at the girl and got in the shower. Ellie joined him!
Nea and Jim came in from the rain totally drenched! They were laughing and holding hands! They walked up to their room. They started to strip off and put their wet clothes over the balcony to dry! There was a knock at their door too. It was the same chambermaid *lol* Jim was just wearing his pants too. Her eyes almost popped out again! She thought she was dreaming and ran off screaming again and dropped the towels on the floor! Nea and Jim got in the shower together too!
(Written by Ellie)

The Chambermaid was dead excited and she also loved money. “I can earn millions of pounds out of this.” There was an idea in her head.
“The Irish Sun Magazine, can I help you?” asked a female voice on the phone.
“Yeah, I have some dead GREAT gossip to tell you about…Oh and by the way, my bank account number is…”
Meanwhile, Caro had just come back home. “Frank, love are you in here?”
No answer. But she could hear a kitten meowing. “Aww Daisy, come here, Mummy missed ya so much.”
A wee brown kitten ran down from upstairs and licked Caro’s face. Lucky girl, she wasn’t wearing any makeup. “Where’s Daddy? Daisy love, did Daddy remember to feed you?” Caro was in the kitchen and saw a note on the table.
“Love, something urgent came up at work. I would have called you but your mobile’s at home. See you at 6. Miss you already. Love, Frank. xxx. P.S. Daisy needs her medicine today, her paw’s only a bit better.”
“Awww, I love that guy so much. I even love his bleedin’ plates and spoons.” Caro went to the garden and sat down, watching Daisy chasing a butterfly. The bench she was sitting at was sooo old.
Her Father had given it to her since Caro had always loved it so much. She looked under it and could see an engraving on it: “Andy and Caro, friends forever – 88.”
“Aww, I remember when she did that…DAISY, where are you dear?” Caro couldn’t see the cat anywhere. “DAISY?” She heard a whining. “Erm, Daisy love, where are you?” More whining. “Aww, don’t drive me crazy. Where are you?” Caroline looked up and saw her tiny cat up there sitting in a tree, looking miserable. “OH NO. Why did you go there for?” Caro was looking even more miserable. She wasn’t green now; she was as white as a sheet. She was trying to figure out what to do. She wasn’t going to call the firemen around; there could be all sorts of rumours in the magazines tomorrow.
“Erm…Daisy, Mummy’s coming up there now. Stay still.” She started to climb up and was terrified, the cat was whining and Caro hadn’t got her morning coffee, so she was trembling badly. “Where is that man when I need him around?”
She was cursing. She reached over to Daisy and wheedled the cat coming to her. “Now darling, don’t claw, okay? Deal.”
They were nearly on solid ground but then there was a dog barking somewhere around the corner and Daisy freaked out. They fell all the way down – for about one metre that is.
“Ouch,” Caro was moaning *lol*. She heard noises inside of the house.
“Carolineee?? You here?” It was Sharon. And Gavin. And they came in the garden. They saw Caro lying on the grass. *LOL* (What is it with that girl?)
“CARO!!! Are you okay??” Shaz was worried.
“Yeah, I’m okay. The cat isn’t though, when I get up…”
Caro’s legs were covered in scratches.
Sharon whispered to Gav “I’m the only normal person in this family really.”
“I heard that,” Caro said, giving them the evils.
(Written by Nea)

Sharon tried to help Caro up but Caro fell back down again! Gavin got one of her arms and Shaz got the other! Caro had sprained her ankle!
Sharon said, “God sis, what are you like? You’ve got yourself in a right mess this week!”
“I know. I dunno, what’s up with me?”
“Yeah, well sis it’s a good job we’re not doing any shows for awhile, you might mess up or something.”
“Oh no Shaz, I’m sure I wouldn’t. Don’t say that.”
“Okay sis, I’m sorry.”
They hugged each other *aww* and went in the house and watched TV with Gavin!
Back at the hotel, Ronan and Ellie were planning their day together. They fancied going to the pub for lunch and then shopping around Dublin in the afternoon. They went down for breakfast.
“Mmm, bacon!”
“Eww, I hate bacon,” said Ellie. “I prefer croissants!” *lol* Ellie was wondering where Nea was so she called her on her mobile! “Hiya mate, where are you?”
“Oh, hiya Ellie mate, missed you, where did you and Ro go?”
“Erm, we’re in the grand Dublin hotel. And you?”
“Hey, so am I!”
“Really? What floor you on?”
“Erm, 5th!”
“No way, me too! What room?”
“Erm, 33”
“I’m in 34!”
“Wow, I didn’t know this. Haha, we’re neighbours and didn’t even know! Okay, wanna meet me in the toilets in five minutes then? I’ll tell you what me and Ro did last night, hehehe!”
“Yeah, I’ll tell you what I did with Jim too!” *rofl*
“See you in a minute babe,” Ellie said to Ro.
“Why, were are you going?”
“The ladies.”
“Okay hon.”
Ellie went into the ladies and Nea came in a few minutes later. They sat chatting and all of a sudden the chambermaid walked in!
Nea said “Hey, she came to our door when we were in bed!”
“Yeah, mine too. Ro had to put his pants on to answer the door.”
The chambermaid overheard this. “Hey, weren’t you two girls in bed with Ronan Keating and Jim Corr?”
Ellie said “Yeah, why, what you gonna do about it?”
“Oh, nothing, but I did phone a few newspapers.”
“YOU DID WHAT!?” Nea was furious and was about to hit the chambermaid!
“You little cow, that’s none of your business,” said Ellie. “Now Ro’s wife will found out, oh god”
Ellie and Nea weren’t happy bunnies right now, they wanted to kill the tarty bitch, but she would probably report that as well! She was wearing a REALLY short skirt and had blonde hair. She was a real slapper and when she talked she was dumb!
Ellie said, “If you do anything else, we’ll get you, okay?”
The chambermaid looked scared. *lol*. They went out of the toilets and saw Ro talking to Jim! They went and told them about the chambermaid incident.
(Written by Ellie)

“Oh my God,” Jim said. He wasn’t worried about himself but Ro was totally a whole new story.
“Ro, what you gonna do about it?”
“Can I kill the chambermaid? No? Oh well then, I do not know…”
Ellie was hugging Ro and saying, “We’ll think up something, now relax dear”. *aww*
Nea was annoyed. She didn’t really want to show her face on gossip papers. “What a bitch she is. She should get sacked or something. Hello bitch. People may want to keep their private lives private.”
“Yeah,” Ellie said. “I should hit her with my handbag and drive over her with an army tank.”
Ro was laughing.
“Yeah, I’ll go hit her with the tin whistle,” Nea said, giggling.
“You girls are just off the wall,” Jim said, holding Nea’s hand *aww*
“We should sue her, Gavin’s a barrister, he would definitely help us,” Nea said, when she was heading to Jim’s hotel room.
“Where are you going mate?” Ellie asked.
“Ellie! See what time it is? We promised Andy that we’d go shopping for some clothes with her.”
“Oh Geez, I didn’t remember that. I can’t go shopping with Andy,” Ellie was whispering. “Look how sad Ro is, I need to stay with him.” *aww*
“Yeah, I’ll call Andy. I can’t go either. And anyway, I bet she’s busy with Robbie in the closet…” *lol*
Meanwhile, Ro’s wife Yvonne was at home wondering where her other side (aka Ronan) was. Their baby Jack was visiting some of their relatives in the countryside just outside of Dublin. “Oh well, he’ll come home soon I’m sure,” Yvonne said to herself and started browsing through ‘Cosmopolitan’. “Oi, WHY can’t I have a body like she has? I’m still so fat and it’s been ages since Jack was born…” she said enviously.
“Andrea Corr speaking,” Andy answered the phone.
“Hiya Mate, it’s Nea here.”
“Oh hello you, how’s things? Are you two coming or not? And if Jim’s there, tell him I need my car.”
“Hold on, one thing at a time…I’m doing fine, considering the deep sh8t Ellie and Ro are in. Jim’s not here now…and ermm…We need to cancel our shopping day.” *phew*
“Ahh…well then. What have you kids been up to if Ro and Ellie are in trouble?” Andy asked. She was curious.
Nea told her.
“Oh Goodness!!! What is wrong with everybody? I just phoned Caro and she wouldn’t talk to me, Shaz said Caro is not doing good. And then Ro and Ellie…”
“Yeah, me too. Maybe we should go and check if Caro’s fine sometime in the evening,” Nea suggested.
“No, no, she’s mad at me I think. I said something about Frank…’Tis killing me really, she’s my best friend anyway.” *aww*
“Andy dear, cheer up. Hey I know, come to me and Jim’s tonight. Jim said he’ll do dinner for us, you could join us. You can bring Rob too, erm…”
“Okay, I’ll come on my own. Rob flew home to London anyway, he got scared hahahah.”
“HAHAHAH! So he’s not hiding in some other strange places like ermm…under your bed or something?” Nea was joking.
“HAHAHA, mate, *very* funny.”
“Okay, see ya later then, bye bye.”
“Bye.”
(Written by Nea)

Nea and Jim went away from Ro and Ellie.
Nea said to Jim “Think they need to be alone. Come on, let’s go for a drive to Andy’s she wants her car back.”
“Okay, sweetie, come on then.”
When they got outside the hotel, loads of photographers attacked them. Jim got hold of Nea’s hand and dragged her out of the way. “Leave us alone you stupid sods!” he yelled.
Ro was nearly in tears. He knew Yvonne would kill him but he didn’t love her anymore anyway, he was just worried about it being all over the papers that he’s a bastard etc. Ellie sat on his knee hugging him and stroking his hair, saying, “Baby, you’ll be fine, I’ll always love you.”
He smiled at her and put his head on hers. Then his mobile rang…it was Yvonne’s name that came up.
“Hello Ro,” she said.
“Oh hi Yvonne, how are you?”
“Don’t how are you me, boy! What’s all this crap about you and some *tart* in a hotel the other night?”
“Erm, yeah I was gonna tell you about Ellie and NO she’s not a tart, she loves me for what I am, not the way you loved me for my money, is this right?”
“Yeah, I did love you once before you got REALLY famous and it got to your head!”
“Hey, don’t you talk to me like that you bitch!” He hung up on her. *lol*
Ellie could hear what they said!
“Hey don’t listen to her darling, fame hasn’t gone to your head, she just wanted you to buy her clothes and go to showbiz parties. I’d love you even if you were poor!”
He smiled at her and they cuddled each other on the chair. Ro was still sad but felt better having Ellie there with him!
Ellie’s mobile rang this time, it was Nea…she said “Hey Ellie, sis don’t go out there, me and Jim just got attacked by bloody paparazzi jerks.”
“Okay mate, cheers for that, I’ll stay here then. Ro’s nearly crying, he needs me. I’ll call you soon okay?”
“Okay, see you soon, bye.”
People in the hotel were starting to stare at Ellie and Ro.
Ellie said, “Yeah, you got a problem? You never seen people hugging before?”
They went away then.
“Stupid sods haven’t they got anything better to do?”
“God I love you, Ellie,” said Ro.
“Aww, love you too baby.”
They snogged each other in the middle of the hotel restaurant *lol*
“Let’s not care about mindless people, okay Ro? Deal?”
“Yeah sweetie, you have convinced me.”
They went to pack their things to go back to Ro’s house to confront Yvonne!
Meanwhile….
Jim and Nea had arrived at Andy’s…she came out to see them.
“Hiya guys, how are you?” she said smiling.
“Oh not too bad sis, I’m just worried about Ellie and Ro.”
“Aww, yeah I hope the paparazzi aren’t too harsh on them. They were just soo mean to me and Rob, but I won’t go there now.” *lol*
“Okay mate, whatever,” Nea giggled. “How is Rob anyway? Has he called you from under the bed?”
“NO he hasn’t,” said Andy angrily.
Andy stormed into the house. Nea ran after he saying “HEY it was a joke, come back.”
Jim stood there shaking his head and went into the kitchen to put the kettle on. He thought to himself “God, women, can’t they just settled it over a pint down the pub like us men? Deary me. Wonder if Andy actually noticed I brought her car back…oh well.”
Just then, Jim’s mobile rang, it was Caro…she sounded sad.
Jim said, “Hey, what’s up sis?”
“Oh I’m feeling bad about mine and Andrea’s fight, you with her?”
“Yeah, I’m at her house now, want me to get her for you? OH ANDDDDDDYYYYYY!” Jim called. *lol*
(Written by Ellie)

Nea was running after a very angry Andrea. She had locked herself in her bedroom.
“Andrea, dear, it was only a joke. I thought you could take a joke,” Nea said behind the door.
“Go away,” Andrea shouted out.
Jim came and was hugging Nea. “Andy, telephone. It’s Caro,” Jim said.
“Ask what she wants.”
“Andy wants to know what you want,” Jim said to Caro, who was still holding the line.
“I wanna speak to her.”
“She wants to speak to you,” Jim said and thought to himself. “I’ve heard these stories about how they shoot the messenger…”
No answer was heard from Andy’s room.
“Caroline, can you ring later on, you see, Houston, we have a problem named Andrea now,” Jim said, thinking this was all too much.
“Okay,” Caro said sadly and hung up.
“Andrea, what is wrong with you?” Nea asked, she was worried.
“Shut up you,” Andy hissed.
“Andrea Jane Corr, that’s not the way you talk to my girlfriend. Say you’re sorry.” Jim was really annoyed now. “You did that when you were six years old and you still do that now, can you grow up sis?”
Nea whispered to Jim, “Jim, can you leave us for a minute?”
“Erm, well…okay dear.” Jimmy went downstairs to check if tea was ready.
“Now, Andy, do I have to break this door or will you let me in and talk to you?”
Nothing happened for a few seconds but finally the door opened. Nea could see Andrea had been crying.
“Andy, I’m sorry what I said about Robbie. Pretty please talk to me.”
Andrea was sitting on the floor. “I can’t believe I went off with Robbie,” then she said, “I never told any of you but I’m seeing this guy…”
Nea didn’t say anything.
“His name is Gavin…ooh no, not Shazza’s Gavin. Gavin Rossdale, you know him don’t you?”
“Yeah, I know him alright.” Nea was starting to get the picture.
“Well, we’ve been together for about a month now and he’s all gorgeous. Well, the other day we had a fight and I got sad about it and then Robbie calls and says he’s in Dublin and would like to meet up. And stupid me I agreed…and well you know the rest…” Andrea was starting to look miserable again. “I mean, I think I love Gavin and…how could I do that?”
“Aww, Andy, we all make mistakes,” Nea said and hugged Andy.
They talked for awhile and Andy calmed down a bit.
“Now, mate, you should phone Caro, she’s sad about the fight you two had,” Nea said.
“Yeah, okay,” Andy said and went looking for her mobile. “Hi Caro, It’s Andy here. I’m so sorry about what I said to you. I didn’t mean that…”
Caro said something.
“I love you too.”
Andrea was smiling. “Caro, can I come over there? We could talk a bit and then watch Eastenders Omnibus and drink copious amounts of tea…”
Nea went downstairs and found Jim lying on the sofa watching football. “Awww, seems like Andy isn’t coming for dinner after all,” Nea said and lay down next to Jim and snogged him. *Awww*
“Oh well…That’s good actually, now I can have you all for myself all evening…But what’s the story with Andy?”
“Oh, I’ll tell you later…now c’mon, let’s go home.”
Meanwhile, Sharon and Gav were having a dinner in a real expensive Indian restaurant just outside of Dublin.
“Sharon darling,” Gav said. “You know I love you more than anything in this world.”
Sharon nodded and held Gav’s hand.
“Well, I was thinking about something when I was flying home from London…the thing is, I’d so much love to get married to you before your holidays are over.”
(Written by Nea)

Shaz was soo shocked and almost choked on her wine! “Wha…wha…what did you just say darling?”
“I said I wanna marry you.”
“Okay, I just need a minute,” said a very shocked Sharon.
“Where are you going?”
“Oh, I just realised I need the toilet really badly.” *lol* Shaz went to the ladies feeling very shocked but also very flattered! She didn’t know what to say so she called Caro...
“Hi Caro, sis, it’s Shaz here.”
“Oh hey sis, what you doing calling me? I thought you were on a date with Gav?”
“Yeah, I am sis…the thing is…HE JUST PROPOSED TO ME!”
“Oh WOW! Really? Sis, you’ve GOT TO say yes. Gav’s a great guy!”
“I know, I’m just a bit shocked, that’s all. But I think I’ll say yes.”
“Okay girl, you go for it, thanks for calling me.”
“See you later then Caro, bye bye.”
“See you Shaz. Love you loads.”
Sharon went back to their table and smiled at Gav whilst she was sitting down!
“You okay babe?” he said, smiling.
“Yeah I am now. You just kinda took me by surprise BUT the answer is…YESSSS I’ll marry you darling.”
Gav picked her up and cuddled her. *aww*
Then he tapped on one of the glasses and said to everyone in the restaurant. “Attention everyone, sorry to disturb you…I’d just like to say…This gorgeous woman here is going to marry me!!”
People didn’t realise it was THE Sharon Corr until that moment either and they all came crowding round asking for autographs! Sharon was overwhelmed at the response she got! And was over the moon about her and Gav! She couldn’t stop smiling!
Meanwhile, Ellie and Ro were in the car going to Ro’s house to see Yvonne…Ro was dead quiet.
Ellie didn’t know what to say to him. She kept smiling at him shyly! She put the radio on cause she couldn’t stand the silence at all! She started singing; it was U2 on the radio. “With or Without You,” one of hers and Ro’s special songs. *awww* Ro joined in with her and they smiled at each other! Ellie kept telling him he’d be okay as long as he had her. He was glad about that, he loved her sooo much!
They got to Ro’s house. Yvonne came out when she saw Ro’s car pull up in the driveway! Jack came running out shouting “Daddy, daddy.” He picked him up and kissed him.
“Hi Jack babe, how are you?”
Jack laughed. Yvonne had an evil look in her eyes when she saw Ellie in the car! Ellie didn’t know where to look.
(Written by Ellie)

“Ahhh, so this is the bitch that tried to steal you from me?” said Yvonne with an evil look.
“Shh, there are small kids here,” Ro hissed, “and no this is not the *bitch* who tried to steal me from you, Yvonne. You’d better start calling her Ellen, that’s her name, in case you didn’t know.” Ronan had his eyes full of ice.
Ellie was dead quiet and tried to smile at little Jack who was trying to catch his daddy’s attention.
“What did I ever do to you?” Yvonne said.
“Oooohh, nothing much dear, just don’t count the fact that you were only after me fame and fortune. You never loved me and guess what? I hate to say that I really loved you. I thought so anyway.” Ronan was very angry now. “But then I met Ellen. She loves me for what I am. She doesn’t care even if I was poor and out of money. That’s what love’s all about. Understand?”
Yvonne was going white as a sheet. “I’m pregnant, Ronan.”
Ronan got a shocked look and there were a few minutes of silence. “Not from me you are, Yvonne,” he then said. “It’s not possible because for the last few months I’ve been with Ellie, I haven’t laid my hands on you.”
Yvonne was mumbling… “But…but…”
“No we’re here to pick up Jack for the weekend. I wanna spend some time with him and Ellie – together. C’mon little lad, daddy’s got something for you. Give your Mummy a kiss.”
They headed back to the car and left Yvonne there.
Meanwhile… “ANDY!! Oh my God, Andy guess what!!!” Caro was dead excited. She turned off the telly.
“Hey, I was just watching the Eastenders…and you, don’t you jump with that ankle of yours.”
“Andrea Jane will you shut up for a minute and hear me out,” Caro’s eyes were sparkling. “You’ll never guess what our big sis has been up to.”
“No, what?”
“SHE’S GOING TO GET MARRIED TO GAVIN!!” Caro was dancing around the living room.
“Oooooh Really? Oh me God. How do you know?” Andrea was going ahhhh *lol*
“She just phoned me you funny little sister.”
Andy got up and started jumping along with Caro. They looked as if they were 10 years old and enjoying their birthday.
“What am I going to wear for the wedding?…” *lol*
And MEANWHILE *lol* Nea and Jimmy were enjoying a candlelit dinner at Jim’s house.
“Mmm, now I know why I fell in love with you in the first place,” Nea said. “Never mind you’re gorgeous, but this food’s just fantastic…”
Jim has his sweet smile on his face and he was watching Nea. “Well, Nea, I surely didn’t fall in love with your cooking ability…cus you don’t have it dear.”
“Oooh, watch it,” Nea was laughing. “Darling could we go off and check the bathroom….” *lol*
(Written by Nea)

They finished dinner and went upstairs to the bathroom like they said…Nea started to run the bath whilst Jim was looking through the CD’s him and Nea had bought in town the day before!
“Hmmm, sweetie, what shall we listen to while we’re in the bath? All of these CD’s were great that we bought we really do have the best tastes you know.” *lol*
“Oh sod the CD’s Jimmy, get in this bath with me…I know we have great taste it’s one of the many things we have in common but right now all I care about is you and me in this bath together!”
Jim couldn’t refuse that offer so he put U2’s new album on and joined Nea in the huge posh Jacuzzi thang he had put in his new bathroom. Nea accidentally sat on a switch that activated the bubbles and all of a sudden felt vibrating under her.
“Oooh, Jim, help me…what’s happening?” she screamed.
Jim was just laughing his ass off at his lil girlfriend. “Oh, relax, darling, the bubbles are nice!”
Nea started to see the funny side of it and began laughing! Jim got hold of her and kissed her for ages! Just then, the phone rang.
“Oh bloody hell!!” hissed Jim. “Why now? Just as this was getting nice.”
He got out of the Jacuzzi leaving Nea pissed off.
“Couldn’t you have taken it off the hook?”
“No, I’m really sorry babe. It could be something really important. Be right back. Keep the bath warm for me, okay?” He wrapped a towel around his waist and ran to the phone that was ringing like mad!
He shouted, “HELLO…hang on, let me turn the stereo down.”
“Hi Jim, it’s Sharon…whoa, you don’t sound very pleased. What’s up?”
“Oh, nothing sis, I was just TRYING to have some private time with Nea with no interruptions, I wasn’t expecting the phone to ring or anything!”
“Oh, sorry for interrupting you BUT…do you wanna hear my news?”
“Yeah, okay sis, since you dragged me out of the bath…this has better be good!”
“Yeah, it is, believe me bro…” said Sharon in an excited voice.
“Okay sis, out with it then…”
“WELL, JIM, the news is I’M GETTING MARRIED TO GAVIN!!!!!!”
“AHHHHH SIS that’s great!” shouted Jim. “I’m so happy for you.” He shouted to Nea. “Hey NEA, GUESS WHAT?”
“WHAT?” Nea shouted from the bathroom.
“SHARON’S GETTING MARRIED TO GAV!!!”
“OH, wow, that’s great news!!! Say congrats for me okay?”
“Okay babe, will do,” shouted Jim. “Nea says congratulations, sis, she’s happy as I am for you.”
“Oh, that’s sweet, tell her thanks from me and Gav…also to you as well. Listen…we’re having a party tomorrow to celebrate, do you and Nea fancy coming?”
“Yeah, sure sis, we’ll be there, no worries.”
“Okay, see you tomorrow Jim. Have fun with Nea and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do okay?”
“Haha, okay sis, have a nice night too.”
“Bye bye, see you tomorrow.”
Jim went back to Nea in the bathroom and carried on from where they left off. *lol*
Meanwhile, Ro and Ellie were in the car with Jack in the backseat asleep *Awww*.
They were on holiday to France for the weekend, they were nearly at the Ferry port ready to go across to France. Just then, Ro’s mobile rang. It was Andy.
“Ellie, babe, answer that, I can’t talk when I’m driving.”
“Okay, no probs, give it here then.”
“Hi Ellie, it’s Andy, how are you doing?”
“Fine thanks, and you?”
“Yeah, I’m great and excited.”
“Oh, why’s that then mate? Is Robbie back now or something?” *lol*
“NO! Not that at all, Ellie!! I’m calling to tell you that my big sis is getting married to Gav!!”
“No, really. Get out of town.”
“Yeah, I’m serious mate. I’m just calling to ask if you and Ro wanted to come to our little get together tomorrow night?”
“Err, hold on a sec,” said Ellie, looking at Ro with a confused look on her face.
Ro pulled over to the side of the road and hissed, “What does she want now?”
Ellie whispered, “She wants us to go to Sharon’s tomorrow because apparently Gav proposed to her last night.”
“Oh sh*t,” said Ro. “They couldn’t have timed that one better! Give me the phone please and I’ll decide what we’re doing.”
(Written By Ellie)

“Hiya Andrea, it’s Ro here, hold on a second willya?” Ro looked at Ellie. “Love, do you want to go to Sharon’s tomorrow, cos if you do then that’s what we’re going to do.”
“Emmm, I have a better idea,” Ellie said, then whispered something to Ro.
“Ahh, that’s a brill idea,” Ronan said and kissed Ellie briefly.
Ellie started kissing Ro and there they went again…a minute passed, then another minute…
“ARE YOU THERE OR ARE YOU NOT???” Andy was pissed off and screamed at the top of her lungs. Ellie and Ro heard her clearly.
“Oh damned this,” Ro said and picked the mobile of the car seat. “Yeah, we’re here mate.”
“Sounds like it too,” Andy said. “So, are you too love birds coming or not?” she asked.
“No we’re not coming…ohhh don’t you start now darling. Ellie just had an idea of the new millennium here. The thing is, you lot are coming to France tomorrow and celebrate…Don’t you gossip about it to Sharon, promise me!”
Ro was laughing, he knew what Andy was like, she couldn’t keep anything to herself. *LOL*
“Okay I promise…erm…but how are we going to drag her and Gav to France then?”
“Oh, never mind about it, we’re gonna sort it out, gonna phone Gav tonight and have a lil chat, okay? Now Andy, a bit of an idea for you now: Sit down, take a deep breath and calm down,” Ro said. “I’ll ask Gav to phone you the details about you coming here, okay? Bye bye then.”
He hung up and went *phew*. “If this bloody mobile makes ANY noise whatsoever during this evening I’m gonna sooo explode!”
Ellie was smiling *aww* and they carried on from where they had left…*lol* Jack was happily asleep in the backseat. *Thank God*. Amazingly enough they did sort their ways to France and Ro drove all night just to arrive in Paris in time. *lol*
The next morning: at Sharon’s.
Sharon was asleep in her bed when Gav entered the bedroom with a full Irish breakfast on a black tray.
“Wake up, love,” he whispered and kissed her.
“Umm, what’s the now?” Sharon said, half asleep.
“Ohhh, nothing really. I just love you so much,” Gav said gently.
“Awww, you’re a darling, you really are worth marrying to,” Sharon said smiling. She was looking gorgeous, even if it was 6am and she had just woken up. *lol*
“Now eat your breakfast, you need to be ready in an hour,” Gav said, still smiling.
“Oi what? The folks aren’t coming here before 7pm and Andy then, if I know her at all she’ll be here at 8.30pm cus she’s such a drama queen and wants to be fashionably late, y’know how she’s like…”
“That’s another thing I want to talk to you about,” Gav interrupted Sharon. “She’s not coming here, in fact, no one’s coming here. We’re not gonna be here…we’re leaving to Paris as soon as you’re done with breakfast and stuff.”
“OOOOH! Let me get this right now, I spent my entire evening making phone calls to my sisters and Jim and Daddy and my friends asking them to come over to celebrate our upcoming wedding?! And now you dare to come here telling me we’re off to Paris! What the hell were you thinking at all! Oh don’t answer, I don’t wanna hear. NOW I have to spend my bleedin’ morning by phoning around Ireland saying the celebrations off. CHARMING!!” Sharon stormed out of the bedroom and went to the bathroom. Gav ran after her.
“You need not phone anybody, I’ve done that already,” Gavin said to Sharon, who had locked herself in the bathroom. *lol*
“I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT!!!…why did I ever hook up with a barrister? They’re sticking their noses everywhere and sorting out EVERYTHING before you can even say ‘Guinness’”.
Gav was quietly laughing at his fiancée. “Be ready soon, okay love?”
“WHATEVER,” replied Shaz. And he heard more cursing from the bathroom. *lol*
A while later Gav was sitting on his Mercedes waiting for Sharon. The door opened and he saw Sharon wearing a gorgeous black dress and black high heels. She locked the door then checked it was *locked* and then walked to the car and sat down.
“This better be one hell of an evening otherwise you’re not sleeping in MY bed before the wedding ceremony, got it?” Sharon turned the stereo on and closed her eyes.
“Oh love, don’t try to act martyr, you know you love this really.” *lol*
So they headed to the Dublin airport JUST in time.
(Written by Nea)

When they got to the airport they were running kinda late so Gav had to shake Sharon to wake her up.
“Jeez love, you get into a right deep sleep you do.”
“Yeah, is there a problem with that?” said Shaz coldly.
Woah…Gav thought, is it her time of the month or something? *lol*. Sharon decided she needed the toilet badly after all that sleep so she went to find the ladies while Gav unloaded all the luggage out of the car!
“Typical woman making me do all the heavy work!” muttered Gav to himself. “God, how much does she need to bring? We’re not staying here a whole year!”
Sharon took ages in the ladies room and they were supposed to be getting the plane in 10 minutes! Jeez, where’s that woman got to, Gavin was thinking. He called her mobile but it was turned off! By now he was getting worried. They were supposed to be meeting the others in Paris in the hotel bar in a few hours. Okay, I’d better go and look for her, he thought! He left the luggage next to an old man who said he’d look after them!
Gavin started to walk around the airport looking for Shaz when he spotted her in a clothes shop! Ahhh, trust her to be clothes shopping when we have erm…like 5 minutes to board the plane! OK, she’s coming with me RIGHT now, said Gav to himself. *rofl* He went over to the shop and went in with an angry look on his face.
“Oh hi babe, look what I bought,” said Shaz, holding up a lovely dress. “I wanna get married in this, do you like it hon?”
When he saw it he lost the whole angry attitude and smiled at her! “Yeah darling, of course I do, you’ll look gorgeous in it. But hurry up cause the plane is leaving soon.”
“Okay, I’ll be with you as soon as this queue goes down...Oh no, looks like we’ll be here forever!”
Then Gav had a great idea. “What if you use your celebrity status here and give them an autograph, they should let you push in!”
“Yeah, okay, I’ll try it,” said Sharon, smiling. She went up to the girl, (who hadn’t even noticed she was Sharon Corr yet) and said, “Hi…erm, excuse me, could you let me push in cause I need to catch a plane in about 5 minutes. I’m getting married you see, to this guy here…”
Gav just waved from the corner. *LOL*
The girl was gobsmacked and said, “Yeah of course you can, I love your band and what you guys do.”
“Thanks,” said Sharon and smiled at her sweetly.
Sharon gave her an autograph as well as the rest of the people in the queue and left the shop finally! They ran to get their bags which were still there but the old man wasn’t!
“Okay, the old git better not have stolen anything!” said Gav.
“Don’t think he will of hon,” said Sharon, reassuring him.
“C’mon, we have to get this plane NOW!”
They made it just in time, thank god!
Meanwhile in Paris, Ellie and Ro were getting familiar with the bed in their hotel room. They had arrived early and were dead tired after all the driving so they put Jack to bed in the spare bed and laid down and one thing led to another! The phone rang just as they were getting heavy with the kissing.
*lol* It was Caroline, saying they were in the bar waiting…they’d spotted Ro’s car in the car park so they figured they were here somewhere.
“Oh, bloody hell,” said Ronan, with Ellie running her fingers through his hair! “Shall we ignore it babe? I’m enjoying this.”
“Okay,” said Ellie. “I wanna finish this off!”
*rofl*. They carried on from where they left off. And went down 20 minutes later! Andy had arrived too, Caro brought her in her car!
“Hi,” said Ro and Ellie innocently.
“Hmmm, wonder where you two were,” said Andy, smiling at them.
“Erm, we were just admiring the view from the balcony and sorting our stuff out,” said Ellie.
“Yeah, we believe you,” Caro smiled.
Jack was sound asleep. Ellie had a baby alarm in her bag.
*lol*.
“Hmm, wonder where Nea, Jim, Sharon and Gav have got to?”
(Written by Ellie)

Nea and Jimmy were also on their way to the hotel. They had taken Jim’s Mercedes which Nea loved to so much *she has a thing for Mercedes Benz, *lol*.
“You think Sharon knows what she’s coming to Paris for?” Nea asked, while she was trying to find a decent radio station. “Bleedin’ French people…can’t they do something about their radio stations…ahh now, there,” Nea finally found a station that was playing U2. *woohoo*
“Well, as I was saying,” Jim started. “There’s no way Sharon knows why she has to come to Paris. Well that is, unless Andy has been gossiping about again…”
Jim smiled as Nea was running her fingers through Jim’s hair.
“Hmm, I’m trying to drive this car, love,” Jim said.
“So I can see,” Nea smiled. “Just see where you’re going…be aware of that car next to you…”
“Ahh, you’re absolutely no good for me,” Jim laughed. “We’ll finish this off at the hotel.”
*lol*. They entered the hotel a few minutes later and saw everybody there including Bono and the rest of U2, Gerry Corr who had come along with Andy and Caro and Frank, the hotel bar was filled with Corr family, relatives and friends.
“Thank God, we’re not running late,” Nea said, holding Jim’s hand.
Nea went looking for Andy and Caro while Jim went after his Dad.
“Andy, tell me you haven’t told Sharon?” Nea said.
“Erm…hmph…hey, that’s Bono there…hang on a minute,” Andy was looking dead guilty.
“Oh, no, no girl, you’re staying right here now,” Caro said, and grabbed Andy’s hand. “So, did you tell her?”
“Emmm, well…I MIGHT have said something…”
“You what? Andrea Corr, what are you like?” Caro hissed at her little sister.
“But…poor Sharon, she called me this morning, going she has the worst morning in ages cus Gavin had *spoiled* her pre-wedding party…And I just simply told her he has spoiled nothing whatsoever…and…hmph, let go of my arm.” *lol*
Caroline then said, “Okay, you’re forgiven, sis,” and so they hugged and Nea said,
“Shh, Sharon’s here now.”
Ellie and Ro joined Andrea, Nea, Jim, Caro, Frank and Gerry.
“Hiya mate,” Ellie said to Nea. “I’m dead excited.”
“So am I. Hope it all goes well.” *lol*
“Where’s Jack, by the way?”
“Oh, he’s sleeping. Ro, could you go and pick him up, sure he doesn’t want to miss his favourite girl having a laugh,” Ellie said.
“Yeah, I’m on my way,” Ro kissed Ellie and ran up to their room.
(Written by Nea)

Ro got to their room and found Jack sleeping peacefully. *awww, bless* Ro kissed his head and said “God, why do you have to have a mother like that? My Ellie is much better, she loves you so much, yes she does.” Then he had a great idea about making Jack and Ellie even closer! Ronan carried a very cranky Jack down to the bar. He wanted to sleep but Ro kept waking him up so he didn’t miss anything! Ellie and Nea ran over to them.
“Awww, you okay little fella?” said Ellie and kissed him.
Ro smiled, he saw how great Ellie was with him. Jack gave her a big smile and a kiss.
“See?” said Ro. “He likes you.”
”Yeah, but I ain’t his mummy,” Ellie joked and looked at Nea.
”Well you might be soon,” said Ro. He got down on one knee and looked into Ellie’s green eyes. Ellie looked into his gorgeous deep blue eyes. *aww* She knew what was coming and was in soo much shock here!
He said, “Will you marry me Ellie my darling?”
Everyone turned around to look at them.
Nea’s going, “Say yes, Ellie mate, go on, leave him breathless.” *rofl*
Ellie screamed, “YES Ronan, I will marry you!!”
They put their arms around each other and had the biggest snogging session you ever saw! Everyone was cheering and congratulating them.
Soon everything calmed down and Ellie saw with her hand on Ro’s knee and kept on smiling at him and thinking, “God, I’m sooo lucky, what a babe!”
Sharon and Gavin were ready now, finally! They gave a little speech about what was to happen tomorrow and where everything was etc! Jim was getting bored watching them being soppy and shouted, “Okay, now can we party now sis? Everything will be okay tomorrow, don’t worry ya head, we’ll look after you all!”
“Well, Jim my darling bro, as much as I’d love to believe you…I’ve seen ya with a hangover so I’m double checking everything,” said Shaz sarcastically. Jeez, he knew how to be Irish, that’s for sure!
He ordered Guinness all around for everyone at the bar…even though the French barman couldn’t really understand him much. *lol* Everyone cheered and they got down to some serious drinking! And erm, dancing!
Ronan and Ellie went to put Jack to bed.
Ro said,” Come over here, Mrs Keating,” to Ellie.
“Hey, I’m not Mrs K yet,” laughed Ellie as she stroked his hair.
“Ah, but you soon will be babe,” said Ro, kissing her neck. He loved her perfume so much!
“I’d love to stay here with you baby but we gotta go back down to the party,” said Ellie, trying to resist Ro and his gorgeous smell!
Ro reached in his pocket and got out a box with a ring in it. It was the most gorgeous diamond she’d ever seen.
“Awww, Ro, I dunno what to say,” said Ellie, nearly in tears. “It’s gorgeous.”
“Well, so are you,” said Ronan, smiling at her. “Well, put it on, I wanna see if it suits you.”
Ellie put it on. “Aww, it looks great babe,” she screamed!
Ro wiped her tears away. She snogged him like mad!
“C’mon you, we’re going back to the party,” said Ellie, pushing Ro off her. “We’ll save this for later. Don’t forget the baby alarm!”
Ro put it in his back pocket and went down with Ellie…
When they got down, everyone was dancing to Mustang Sally by the Commitments all arm in arm and having a very good time! They went and linked arms with Andy and got very pissed indeed! Just then, Andy’s mobile rang…It was Gavin Rossdale; he’d arrived in Paris!
(Written by Ellie)

“Oh hey babe. Sorry if I sound strange…but I’m so pissed,” Andy laughed as she was trying to talk to Gavin. “Yeah…where are you now? Yeah…okay…see ya in a minute. Miss ya so much…I LOVE YOU…hahahaha,” Andy was laughing so much that she couldn’t talk anymore so Sharon got a hold of her mobile and said to Gavin,
“It’s Sharon here…you better come here like now, before your little party animal darling falls over and we’ll have to pick her up from the floor…hehe, yeah, see ya.”
Sharon was about to give the mobile back to Andy but she was gone by then and was ordering red wine from the bar. *lol*
“I wonder how she’ll be when she herself is getting married.” Sharon smiled and made her way over to her Gavin and asked him to come and dance.
“Sure darling. This is so far the best day of my life,” Gav said, and snogged Shaz. “Your father went to sleep. He said he wants to look better than I will tomorrow.” *lol*
“No doubt he will…After all the drinks you’ve gone through tonight,” Sharon joked. *lol*
All of a sudden the two lovebirds – as they landed on Earth – heard Mustang Sally being played *again* and loads of cheers and claps from all the guys in the bar.
“What’s this now?” Sharon asked.
She heard Gav cheering beside her so she looked in his direction and saw Andy standing on one of the tables in the bar. *LOL*
“Oh my God,” Sharon laughed.
“Woah, I might marry Andrea instead,” Gav joked.
As the song went on, Andy was really starting to have a blast, she was doing all the moves familiar from the Spice Girls “Wannabe” video and was going “So go on, go come on, leave me breathless, tempt me, tease me until I can’t deny this living feeling.” She was flirting with a friend of Gav’s she had never seen and the poor guy was gobsmacked. *lol* Andy had the red wine glass in one hand and was having trouble trying not to fall down from the tables. *which had nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that she had gone through one wine bottle all on her own*. Andy was wearing a little black top and black leather trousers, she was laughing like mad as she tried to dance like the girls in the film “Coyote Ugly”. All the guys were cheering after her and she was really enjoying herself as she got to be the centre of attention again. And then…Caroline, Ellie and Nea joined Andy while Sharon was going,
“Bloody hell, this is my wedding party, no way they’re gonna dance without me.”
So she left Gav, who was standing and going “Good God, I absolutely love this family.”
Shaz joined the four girls. All the tables were now free to dance on and so the girls were singing along to Mustang Sally and dancing like mad.
Caro yelled, “Now I wanna say something…oops!”
Ellie got a hold of her just in time before she fell down.
“Haha, so I just wanted to say…I love you Sharon, you’re the best big sister in the world and I hope you’ll have a happy life with Gav.”
The girls hugged each other while Andy, Nea and Ellie were busy dancing along to “Joy of Life” which came on after “Mustang Sally” *lol*
Sharon then yelled, “Congrats for my mates Ellie and Ro for getting engaged tonight as well…woah…now guys, let’s get pissed…I mean…EVEN MORE SO. We’re IRISH anyway.”*lol*
Then they heard Andy going “Oh, there he goes just walking down the street…GAVIN babe, hiya hon!!!”
Gavin Rossdale had just entered the hotel bar and he walked to Andrea’s table, he was smiling and going “I love you.” Andy’s eyes were sparkling *ooh, maybe it’s the sparkling wine that did it and not Gav* and they snogged for ages in the middle of the dance floor.
“God, I missed you babe,” Gav whispered.
(Written by Nea)

Gav had been away on tour in America for like 3 months so Andy was really pleased to see him. The only time they were in touch was every other night when Gav had a night off or he wasn’t partying with the band…even then he didn’t talk much as he was tired! Andy went over to the DJ and told him to put Intimacy on. She pulled Gav up onto the table with her and threw her arms around him and looked into his eyes and smiled at him. For a short while she’d forgotten how pissed she was and was enjoying her moment with Gav.
Caro was feeling all soppy too, so she pulled Frankie boy away from his *weird drunk conversation* with Jim and got him up on the table and snogged him for ages and stroking his hair.
“You know Frank,” said Caro, in her *drunk happy voice*, “Ellie’s told me how great the beds are in the rooms…wanna go try them out?”
“Err, yeaaah baby,” said a very pissed Frank.
5 minutes after, the songs finished. All of a sudden they heard a *THUD*. Nea had fallen backwards onto the dance floor while Jim was pulling her onto the table.
“Oh God,” said Jim, “here we go again. ANOTHER accident…what are you like darling?”
Nea was okay, she was just laid on the floor laughing her ass off.
Ellie saw her and went over to laugh at her crazy mate *rofl* then Nea started telling Jim how much she loved him and started bursting out Runaway. She was lying there going… “I’m never going to stop falling in love with yoouuuuu” *very out of tune*.
Jim was also pissed by now so he started singing it with her *also out of tune*. He got on the floor with her. Sharon got her camera and took a picture of them singing on the floor. *lmao*. They were also wearing very dodgy party hats so they looked even worse!
“Okay, bed time everyone,” shouted Sharon. She wasn’t THAT pissed, so she’d had enough of everyone by now, as it was 2am and everything. They had to be up early next morning for the wedding! They all staggered up the stairs with their arms around each other singing Mustang Sally still!
“Hey, where are Bono and Ro?” said Ellie.
She went back down to see. They were sitting at the bar singing Fairytale of New York with a huge pint of Guinness in their hands.
“Oh, jeez. Ro c’mon man, you’re going to bed. Put that down.”
Bono’s wife Ali also came down to see where her drunk hubby was. She’d not been at the party, she had been sleeping upstairs and all the singing on the way up had woken her up. She wasn’t a happy bunny at all…she got hold of Bono’s arm and threw him in the lift.
Ro said, in a very weird voice, “Someone’s in trouble.”
“Well, you will be if you wake everyone up,” said Ellie.
She put Ro’s arm around her and dragged him to their room. Ellie put him in the shower and got in herself.
She said, “No hanky panky if you smell like that Ronan Keating!”
They got out of the shower and got into bed, then Jack woke up crying so they put him in the bed with them. Ro was pissed off cos he wanted Ellie all for himself.
Meanwhile in Jim and Nea’s room they were both in the shower singing together. They were doing a very weird version of I Never Loved You Anyway and laughing loads. Just then there was a knock at the door. Nea put Jim’s shirt on and went to answer it. It was Sharon with a mad look on her face. She was next door to them and could hear everything!
(Written by Ellie)

“Any chance you two could shut up for this night?” Sharon said madly.
“You know what, Shaz? Valentino, I don’t think so. It’s not everyday you get in a FAB hotel room like this,” Nea was smiling sweetly.
“Oh grow up you two. I’m getting married in…let’s see…eight hours and I do not wanna look wrecked when it happens, hear me?!”
“Ahh, take it easy Sharon, okay?”
“WHO’S THERE?” Jim shouted with a drunken voice from the bathroom.
“It’s your VERY pissed off sister,” Nea laughed, while Shaz gave her the looks.
“OI SHAZ, GO EASY WILLYA,” Jim shouted with a drunken voice.
Sharon was rolling her big green eyes and hissing, “…thinking about it again, I do NOT wanna be there when I’m getting married, not if you lot are there…”
“Ahh, Shaz…” Nea didn’t finish her sentence because they heard a weird noise at the end of the 4th floor. Sharon and Nea looked there and saw Caroline and Frank staggering around the corridor.
“What are you two doing in here?” Sharon asked. “Shouldn’t you be like staying at the 5th floor?”
“Yeah sis, we should,” Caro laughed. “We just…kinda…got…lost. Too big a building for us…”Caroline was totally out of it again.
Frank was laughing his ass of at his little drunken girlfriend. “Yeah Shaz, we kinda got lost in somebody else’s room…oops! We did it again…hope they don’t mind about the mess in there,” Frank said seriously.
“OH MY GOD!!! Try putting some sense in that head of yours willya?” Sharon marched back to her room going, “I’m so going to kill somebody now.”
“That’s the way to go,” Nea said to Caro and Frank and winked at them and went back to Jim and her room. *lol*
Jim was lying in their bed. “What was the matter now?” he asked.
“Oh I dunno, Sharon was raving mad again, hahaha, poor thing is nervous about tomorrow.”
“Ahh, well, whatever, come here love,” Jim said and snogged Nea.
“No way, we’re gonna stay quiet tonight.” *lol*
“Oh by the way,” Jim said, “I meant to ask you something…”
“Yeah what is it?” Nea smiled.
“Well, here goes…” Jim looked into Nea’s eyes and said sweetly, “Will you marry me?”
Nea gave a shocked look and nearly keeled over. “Woah, Jim Corr, there’s nothing I would rather do than marry you.”
“So will you?”
“Hell yes. God, I love you Jim,” Nea said, nearly in tears. *lol* “This is absolutely the greatest day of my entire life!” Nea yelled and in no time they heard banging from Sharon’s room and an angry voice screamed “SHUT UP!!” *lol*
(Written by Nea)

Nea didn’t shut up, she ran out of the room and into Sharon’s room just as Sharon was nearly asleep. She wasn’t a happy bunny. *lol* Gav WAS asleep, he woke up in a bad way! Nea didn’t care about that; she was just running around the room going “ahhhh yay, yay, yaayyy.”
Gav said, “What the hell’s up with you girl?”
She screamed, “JIM’S PROPOSED TO ME!!!!!!”
Sharon suddenly forgot how mad she was with everyone and got up and jumped about with Nea hugging her and screaming too!
“AHHH, that’s great Nea, mate.”
“Okay, gotta run now and tell everyone else,” said a VERY hyper Nea.
She ran around the corner and almost bumped into Bono and Ali…Bono was still singing Fairytale of New York in a pissed kinda way…they’d got lost in the hotel and had *just* found the right room number etc.
Ali’s going “For God sakes Bono, shut up man, it’s not even Christmas yet!” *rofl* “It’s only October!”
Bono’s like, “Yeah but it’s a bloody great song and me mate Ro does a great version of it. Want me to go and get him so we can sing it to you?”
“Noooo way are you gonna get him, he’s as drunk as you,” said Ali. She couldn’t think of anything worse right now. *lmao*
Nea found Caro and Frank on the corridor still laughing their asses off and singing Dancing Queen by Abba for some *strange* reason. That song wasn’t even on at the party but they were singing it and causing a disturbance. This old lady had come out to moan at them before. *lol*. They didn’t care though!
Nea screamed at them. “SHUT UP SINGING THAT FOR A MINUTE MATES I HAVE NEWS!!!”
“Whaaaat? Nea mate, I looovee you ya know.”
“Yeah, yeah, love ya too,” said Nea. “JIM PROPOSED TO ME. AHHH!!!”
Caro screamed “Ahhhh” too and began singing congratulations by Cliff Richard. *lol*
“Noo, don’t sing that,” said Frank. “Cliff sucks!!”
Frank was happy too and picked Nea up and ran down the corridor with her.
She’s going, “PUT ME DOWN FRANKIE BOY NOOOWW!!”
He was shouting “Woohoooo!”
Frank finally put Nea down.
Nea took them to their room and said, “Stay right in there and DON’T come back out, okay? Or you’ll get thrown out,” she said, laughing.
“Okay, who can I go and see now?” she thought. “Ahh, I know, my mate Andy”…she went and tried opening Andy’s door but it was locked. “Hmm,” thought Nea, wonder where her and Gav are. She could here some kinda music and heard noises. *rofl* “Okay, I’ll leave them till morning,” she thought. “Don’t wanna disturb them if Gav’s just got back today. Andy will want to be alone with him and erm…yeah.” *lol*
Ellie and Ro were next door to them so she opened their door and saw Ellie on top of Ro kissing him. *rofl* Ronan screamed when he saw Nea at the door, pushed Ellie off him and covered himself up.
“Wha…what do you want?” he said, very shocked.
“Oops, sorry to disturb ya mates,” said Nea, very embarrassed. “I just wanted to come and tell ya that JIM PROPOSED TO ME!!!”

nan still wasn’t happy and said, “Couldn’t this wait till morning?”
“Well, yeah,” said Nea, “but I wanted to tell you all now cos you’re my best mates and everything!”
“Well, I think it’s FANTASTIC. Come here, Nea mate.” Ellie hugged her. Luckily she was still wearing some of her clothes. “Don’t listen to Ro,” Ellie whispered. “He’s a bit mad cos he’s only just got Jack off to sleep and wanted me for himself and well…you know what I mean.”
“Yeah, okay mate,” said Nea! She went back to her room now and found Jim in bed waiting for her.
“Where ya been babe?” he said.
“Oh, just disturbing our mates, hahaha.”
“Okay,” he said laughing and kissed her.
She kissed him and Jim got on top of her. As they were getting heavy Caro ran in. Frank was chasing her with a blindfold on. *ROFL*.
She was going, “Ahhhh, save meee.”
Jim went, “Oh bloody hell, here we go!”
He threw Caro out and Frank got hold of her in the corridor and picked her up!
“Jeez, why does she have to be the worst person that gets pissed?”
“Dunno,” said Nea laughing. “Come here you.”
They carried on where they left off!
The next morning Sharon woke up looking at Gav and thinking “Awww, what a sweetie.” She tickled him to wake him up.
(Written by Ellie)

Gav slapped Sharon’s hand cus he didn’t realise it was Sharon who was tickling him.
“Ouch, what did you do that for?” Sharon moaned. *lol*
“Oh, it was you my love. Sorry, I didn’t realise…” Gav kissed Sharon’s hand and smiled at her. “Hello you, nearly Mrs Gavin Bonner.” *hahaha*
“Hey, you love. But I’m gonna stay as Corr…we talked about this, didn’t we? It’s Sharon Corr-Bonner.” *lol*
“Yeah, okay, anything for you my princess.” *lol* Gav was getting all sappy.
Sharon snogged Gav for ages.
“Hmm…we should get going…” Gav said.
“Yeah in a minute…let’s just finish this off first shall we…mmm,” Sharon whispted. They never left the bed…. *lol*
“Oh my good God,” Andrea was moaning. “Oh MY God…I am gonna die.” She looked terrible, she hadn’t had ANY sleep whatsoever cus she had been busy with her Gavin all night long, never mind she also had the most awful hangover. “Gavin, it was nice knowing you, really, but I’m just gonna die now. Tell Sharon I’m sorry for not being there for her on her special day, also tell Caroline that she can’t sing when she’s drunk…and…OH MY GOD!!! I need to throw up.” She ran to the bathroom and Gavin heard some *very* strange noises. *lol*
“Darling, you okay?” Gavin asked.
“Yeah…Never drinking again…never…gross…and here we go again…”
*strange noises from the bathroom again, lol*
“Andrea love…have you got your bridesmaid dress somewhere?” Gavin asked, he was feeling absolutely fine and dandy.
“Stick that dress…” Andrea threw up again and then went “ nice, this look as if I was drinking red wine last night…” *lol*
She didn’t hear Gavin entering the bathroom nor did she hear him switching on the shower. She only realised Gavin’s existence when he pulled her into the shower. “Now, stay there for awhile and sober up,” he laughed at his girlfriend.
“Gavin Rossdale, when I’m finished with you, you’ll hope you were never born…” Andy gave him the evils.
“I can’t wait for that love,” Gavin smiled.
“Cheeky little…” Andy was cursing but stayed in the shower. *lol*
“Andy…fancy a breakfast would you?” Gavin yelled from the bedroom.
“You and your breakfast,” Andy hissed.
“Okay, well hurry up or we’ll be running late. Sharon’s gonna kill you if you’re late,” Gavin said.
*What had he sniffed on his tour for tunring out to be so reasonable? lol*
Meanwhile, Caroline and Frank were having a laugh at their hotel room going,
“Frankie, I had the most laughable night last night,” Caro said, still smiling. She was putting her make up on for the wedding. She was looking all fresh. *no sign of a hangover.*
“Yeah, somebody elses hotel room was absolutely great. Hahaha, just imagine if we had caught up in there…” Frank said and threw a pillow at Caro.
“Hey, watch it boy or I’ll beat you up with my drum sticks.” She was joking and threw the pillow at Frank’s belly.
“PILLOW WAR!!!” Frank announced and Caro totally forgot about her make up. *lol*
(Written by Nea)

They were running around the room throwing pillows and bottles of showergel at each other from the bathroom. *lol* Frank threw a big one at Caro and it hit her in the belly.
“AHHH, you little freak, come here,” yelled Caro.
Frank ran into theb athroom and fell into the shower. Caro slipped on top of him. Soon they forgot about the fight and snogged for ages! Just then, Sharon came in looking for Caro to see if she was ready etc. Caro was nowhere near ready…in fact, she was still in her pjs!
Sharon went into the bathroom and saw them! “AHHH Caro!!!” she shouted. “What you doing sis? We’re supposed to be there in say…20 minutes and you’re not even ready yet! Ah SH******TTT!!!”
“Shaz, I’m sooo sorry babes,” screamed Caro. She pushed Frank away and ran to find her dress. She put it on and did her make up and hair quickly. She said, “I’ll do my lipstick in the car.” *lol*
“Okay, okay, c’mon woman!” said Frank.
“Hey Frankie boy, you’re the one who distracted me. It’s your fault,” she said, giving him the evils.
He just smiled and kissed her! “Ah love, you’re too cute when you get angry.”
She couldn’t resist. *aww*. He was already ready so he wasn’t bothered if Caro was or no. *lol*
Ellie and Ro were ready, almost. Ellie was feeding Jack breakfast while Ro was running around trying to find his camera and car keys. *lol*.
“Ro, Ro, slow down babe, you’re making me nervous,” said Ellie, while wiping Jack’s milk covered face. *aww* “Did you check your coat pocket hun?”
“Ah, yeah, that coat…yeah here they are! Just gotta find the camera now. Do you know where it is love?” said Ro.
“Is it in my bag?” Ellie shouted from the bathroom. She was washing herself cos Jack had spilt milk on her dress. “Ahh, hope this comes off,” she shouted.
“Ah, yeah here it is,” said Ronan. “God Ellie, what would I do without you?” he said, smiling at her.
“Erm, you’d be lost sweetie,” she shouted. “C’mon, we gotta go now!!”
They went out of the room and saw Andy in the corridor looking beautiful in her dress! Ellie went over to see her.
“Wow, Andy, you look hot mate.”
“So do you mate,” said Andrea, smiling.
“Hey, where’s Gav?” asked Ro.
”Oh him, he’s having breakfast in the bar.”
“Oh, okay,” said Ro, laughing. “Let’s go meet them then.”
“Hey, I look pretty good to say I didn’t sleep much,” said Andy, winking at Ellie.
”Haha mate, I know. Nea couldn’t get your attention last night, she has some news.”
“Oh, really? What news?” said Andy curiously.
“I’ll let her tell you herself.”
“Oh, okay. I’ll see her in a minute anyway, I’m sure. Hey, what’s that on your dress, Ellie,” said Andy, pointing at the little wet patch.
“Oh it was this little one spilling cornflakes all over!”
Jack just smiled at them, he looked soo sweet in his little suit. *awww*
Ro picked him up cos he was walking too slow and touching everything. “C’mon little one, that’s not for you to touch!”
They walked in front of Ellie and Andrea.
“Aww, aren’t they sweet,” said Ellie.
“Yeah,” said Andy. “You got it good here. Hang on to them mate.”
“Oh don’t worry, I will,” she smiled.
They got to the bar and met up with everyone. Outside were all white limos covered in ribbons. Nea came down and Andy ran over to her to ask what the news was.
Nea said, almost crying, “I’M MARRYING JIM!!!!”
Andy went, “AHHHH, that’s great!” hugging her. She went over to their table where he was with Jim and the ‘other’ Gav…they were all stuffing their faces with bacon sandwiches.
“Hey, c’mon you lot, we gotta get in the car now!”
Gav was there cos he couldn’t see Sharon in her dress before they got married and was going in the car with Jim and Nea. Andy dragged ‘her’ Gav to the car still eating his sandwich. *rofl* Bono and Ali were on the lookout for Sharon coming down.
“Okay, everyone to the cars, especially you Gav,” shouted Bono. “She’s on her way down.”
They all went and got in the cars. Just then Gerry Corr came into the hotel and saw his gorgeous daughter wearing her wedding dress. He almost started crying. *aww*
“Okay, c’mon love,” he said. “Time to give you away.”
She gave him a kiss and got into the car nervously with him. They all went to the church.
(Written by Ellie)

“Oh no, God no,” Sharon was dead nervous.
“What is it?” asked Andy.
“I can’t marry him, no way,” Sharon was shaking.
“Ahhh, sis, come here,” Andy hugged Sharon and wiped away her tears. “Now, now, it’s not the time to cry, not just yet,” Andy said sweetly.
“Dad?” Sharon asked from Gerry.
“Yeah love, what is it?”
“Am I doing the right thing here?”
“Sharon dear, of course you are. You love him and he loves you, that’s what it’s all about,” Gerry said smiling and held Sharon’s hand. “Now calm down.”
Andy was talking onto her mobile. “Yeah, yeah, okay…see ya in a minute.” She put the phone down and looked at Sharon. “Gav’s at the church now.”
Sharon was still shaking and said, “OK!!! I’m gonna do this, so I will.”
“Now that’s the way sis,” Andy laughed. “Hurry up, hurry up,” she said to the limo driver.
Ellie, Nea, Ro, baby Jack (who got all the attention cus he was looking like a little sweetheart) and Andy’s Gavin sat down at the church benches. Jimmy and Shaz’ Gavin were standing in front of the altar. In fact, Jim was standing and Gavin was walking around like a madman. Caro had disappeared somewhere.
“It’s lovely in here,” Ellie whispered to Nea, while trying to hold Jack still.
“Yeah I know, it’s like a heaven on earth.”
Ro was talking to Andy’s Gavin.
“What are you two up to?” Nea asked.
“Ohhh, just talking about the after wedding party,” Ro smiled.
“Oh, I should’ve guessed that alright.” *lol*
Just then the wedding music came on and the guests at the church turned their heads around and saw Sharon (she was wearing an absolutely beautiful and white, old-fashioned wedding dress) and Andrea *the other bridesmaid* and Gerry who was holding Sharon’s hand. Loads of sighs could be heard around the church. *aww*.
Just one problem…Caroline was gone and she was supposed to be another bridesmaid. “Where the hell is she?” Andrea hissed. “This one I won’t forgive her…Caroline Corr…don’t you dare spoil our sister’s wedding…”
Andrea was hissing and looking angry. Sharon was looking around the church and Gerry was trying to calm Andy down. Then they could hear somebody running into the church. It was Caro. She walked next to Andy and was faced with some evil looks.
“Where did you go? You little…” Andrea tried to keep her voice down, then Sharon kicked her leg *of course it couldn’t be seen* and Andy shut up.
“Sorry sis…I locked myself in the bathroom,” Caro whispered and Andy was having REAL trouble not to laugh.
“You did what? Hahaha, oh god, hahaha.”
Sharon kicked Andy’s leg again.
“Hey…” Andy was making faces behind Sharon and Caro was having a laugh.
Then the wedding music came on *again* and the two bridesmaids got their act together…
(Written by Nea)

Suddenly the church went silent. Andrea was still smiling all over her little face.
Caro whispered, “It’s not THAT funny sis.”
Andy’s going, “Yeah it is, hahahaha, trust you Caro.”
Andy looked at Ellie and Nea, they were laughing too! *lol* Ellie pointed towards the front cos the vicar was giving her dirty looks. She then behaved herself. He began reading the vows then they sang some hymns. Ellie was looking at Ro cos he was singing sooo well, she just sounded crap. *lol* He kept on smiling at her. *aww* Jack was just standing looking sad near his daddy’s feet. Nea was standing with her head on Jim’s shoulder looking at him lovingly. Then the hymns finished. *thank god*. Finally they got into the vows. Towards the end nearly everyone was in tears…it was soo emotional.
Andy was crying the most. Caro was hugging her. *aww*. They finally got onto the “I do” part! They kissed and everyone cheered. Everyone went outside for the photos then and they then went to an Irish pub for the reception and had a massive party! Loads of dancing on the tables to Mustang Sally and Irish tunes. *lol* Everyone got drunk in the way Irish people do, hehe. U2 sang at the end of the party, it was sooo great. They sang songs from their new album and some old ones. A good time was had by all. The next day Sharon and Gav went on a honeymoon to the Carribean. Everyone waved to them ad went home and lived happily and MADLY after *lol* in good old Ireland…
Ellie and Ronan moved in together into Ronan’s Dublin house. She quit college and went on tour with him wherever he went. Ronan won custody of Jack because Yvonne had a drinking problem so it didn’t look good for her with social services. Also, she’d been having an affair with Ronan’s guitarist so Ronan wasn’t a happy bunny with her. *rofl* She had his child too. They also got married and had a mad party too!
Nea and Jim got married as well. Nea quit school to be with her Jimmy. *lol* They got some dogs and horses and lived on a lovely farm in Ireland. Ronan and Ellie went round loads cos they loved horses too!
Andrea and Gavin’s relationship got stronger. He wasn’t on tour for another year so Andy went over to the UK loads to be with him while Bush wrote their new album. He also went over to Ireland a lot to stay at her house =). Andy and Gavin got themselves a hamster called Ignatious. They loved him with all their hearts and also got him a groovy little hamster house. *lol*
Caro and Frankie boy were getting on well too. They got engaged and Frank moved into Caro’s house with her. They lived in peace and had the occasional pillow fight! *lol* Daisy was also happy that her daddy was home for good now!
And as for Sharon and Gav…well, they came back from the Carribean and bought loads of new things for their new house.
All of the Corrs took time out to spend with their family and friends that autumn. They needed it. =) They were fully rested and ready to rock on the next tour!

Written by Ellen Guest and Nea Hynynen. (Ellita and Neaita to most of you) over a period of months!
Finally, here it is! Hope you enjoy it!